In honour of those about to rock we have thought of some new styles to run along side the multitude of other incomprehensible sub genres of rock.
Sports Goth- Evanescence (gothic yet young and funky)
Wrong name rock- Incubus (sounds gothic, doesn’t sound gothic)
Seaside rock- see previous posts
Faker rock- rock by pop artists e.g. Robbie Williams & Mel C a.k.a. cunt rock not to be confused with flange rock
Simple rock- rock for non-rock fans e.g. Nickelback
Flange rock- L7, Hole, The Nymphs (anti-cock rock)
Forgotten rock- Krokus? Magnum?
Role Play Rock- Scorpion, Maiden, Neil Diamond a.k.a. geek metal
Training rock- Avril Lavigne, Sum 41
Pre School rock- Mcfly, Busted
Moaner Metal- H.I.M. (looks good, nice packaging mournful dirge)
with help form Andy "the ageing emo"
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